brazilian funk

often mistaken for phonk, brazilian funk is a style of music that is just ear ringing bass and annoying voicelines.
the only way this type of music should even be described is brainrot in music form.
some examples include:
literally any song in a sigma edit is a brazilian funk slowed song that is just the most gay thing you can hear.

Willy: Hey wanna listen to some music?
Don: Yeah sure, you ever heard of Public Enemy?
Willy: Whats that? Brazilian funk is probably better
don: kills himself and records it on camera

by Bill Billy Bob August 4, 2024

Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals

Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?

by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024

Brazilian Testicle Boxing

"In Brazilian Testicle Boxing, an individual presents their sagged testicles to their partner, and their partner then forcefully punches said testicles as if they were a speed boxing bag."

"Yo my girl Brazilian testicle boxed me last night and and it felt incredible!" :"I love Brazilian Testicle Boxing! my boyfriend lets me do it all the time!"

by Ziptoxia January 14, 2025

Brazilian Triple Skydive

When you engage in a threesome with another one of your mates and a woman on a hotel balcony, and at the end of it you surprise her by tossing her over the railing.

Anna was filming content for her site with Chad and Miguel, but unfortunately she didn't know that they had the Brazilian Triple Skydive lined up as the grand finale.

by Stick o' Butter January 31, 2025

Brazilian Backmassage

A promise made with the full knowledge that the person giving it has no intention of fulfilling it. They make the promise, fully aware they won’t follow through.

I wouldn't trust Joey and his group of friends, they're known for giving BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGES to people.

I saw BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGE last night, sick ass band!

by ObnoxiousOtto February 1, 2025

Brazilian Blitzkrieg

While at a music festival in Brazil, you violently fight your way through the crowd while naked, thunderously nutting on everything and everyone.

"The music festival was so much fun, until someone started the Brazilian Blitzkrieg, I got absolutely drenched"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Brazilian Bus Bazooka

When you retain sperm and don't nut for months on end. After you feel that you can't hold it in anymore, you are going to absolutely unleash your gargantuan load on the bus and on everybody in it.

"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025