Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020

Industrial blowjob

When a girl sticks multiple cocks into her mouth and processed to suck them off

Damn that girl gave one mean industrial blowjob to me and the home boys

by xXxHentaiMaster69xXx September 19, 2019

Blowjob Day

On October 9th all girlfriends must give their boyfriends bowjobs without exceptions. If your girl does not do this you are entitled to 5 free blowjobs whenever you want.

Girl: Hey it’s national blowjob day, lie down

Boy: Guess it is

by Bigblacksock69420 October 6, 2020

Colombian Blowjob

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.

"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"

by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017

Asian Blowjob

The sexual act of shooting cum in the eyes of your partner and immediately sticking your penis back in her mouth. The intended effect is for your partner to have chinky eyes from the burning sensation of semen, and to scream at you in a thick Asian accent due to the large (or small) penis in her mouth imparing her speech. This sexual act is similar to, but slightly different than the sexual act known as the "Angry Pirate".

Me: "Omg yes I came!"
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."

by LickableNutz October 12, 2014

blowjob artist

Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."

"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."

"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."

by Jackson "Bernabo" Wainwright March 19, 2007

Bubblegum Blowjob

When you put a piece of gum in your mouth, and instead of chewing it, you only suck on it.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what do you have in your mouth?
Dude: Oh, just giving a bubblegum blowjob.

by gage and liz November 3, 2012