tyler baker

I someone you can always can count on, a true friend, and a person who won't judge you no matter what

You're a real Tyler Baker

by Noodledudebrotho December 3, 2016

bakers dozen

Sexual intercourse involving 12 men and one girl which includes fucking her vagina, ass, mouth, tits, hands, chin , feet and back of the knees. At the end she should be sprayed with a fountain of cum causing her to drown.

My classmate is having a bakers dozen on Saturday!

by John2493 February 10, 2010

baker

1.he who bakes.
2.an insult
3.whatever you want it to mean

1. jim is a baker. he works at the bakery
2. dude your a fuckin baker
3. your mom has a baker in her pants

by craz3j0e October 23, 2007

Baby Eater Baker

a triple whopper eater, known for bulbous muscles and high presssure intimidation due to steroid overdose, when not making children cry and eating babies he is flying the world blocking hotmail and other websites with his super sonicwall abilities, his only known predator is Chuck Norris,he is also known for yellign at cockey asshoels for resisting his ultimate rulings, in my opinion

i watched Baby Eater Baker take a bite out of someones skull and then procede to ejaculate on his corpes out of ecxcitement all while blocking websites

by left unlisted for protection from the baby eater January 13, 2006

Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.

SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"

by Alvin J Yakitori June 15, 2013

Baier

1.A ill-willed horny Bastard;

2.One who wrestles men, though does not enjoy wrestling;(the men however is debatable)

3.An Extremely horny man who humps thing, and monkeyspanks himself too much.

1.Quit being like Baier

2.Man I think the Rock is a Baier

3.You do not have to act like a Baier in public.

by Sir Wright May 13, 2005

backdoor bakery

When the girl you are having sexual intercourse with bends over for anal penetration, discreetly rub bengay on your condom. When you first enter her anus she will believe that your condom is merely lubricated. Little does she know that her ass will soon turn into an easy-bake brownie oven.

Girl: "Honey! My poop is burning!"
Guy: "Ding-ding! Brownies are ready! I just gave you a backdoor bakery, bitch!"

by jordynbest December 24, 2009