August 32

The day your crush will like you back

1- Oh I want my crush to like me
2-You know it August 32

by C00CHIE MAN'S SON November 1, 2020

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August 9th

The birthday of this generally nice guy named Darious. On this day it is traditional to shower him with spongebob shirts and chocolate cake.

Rando Girl 1: Yo dude, tomorrow is august 9th

Rando Guy 2: So?

Rando Girl 1: Its Darious' birthday and i gotta get him a spongebob shirt

by llmnhgrews July 20, 2011

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This is a nice birthday. People born on this day like sucking dick. Their names most commonly start with M. Also, Chris Hemsworth (yk Hulk) was born on this day, which is kinda akward if you think about the sucking dick thing...

She was born on August 11th? Man I gotta get to know her, if you know what I mean..

by Modern Jesus December 2, 2019

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August 28

When you ask out the girl in your year called Monet

Boy: i gotta ask out this girl called Monet.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy: it’s August 28
Boy 2: oh ok

by Goodevening October 31, 2019

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August 21

National horny day

Who everyone want nudes this day gets nudes this day

Tyler: Bro today is August 21
Katie: Ohh do you want top or bottom or both

by pwoqowihshdh August 21, 2020

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August 19

The popular volleyball anime “Haikyu!!” day. Haikyu can be written as 819 in Japanese and so the date is known as Haikyu day.

Person 1: My friend told me something’s happening on Friday, do you know what it is?
Person 2: On Friday? It’s August 19 on Friday right? It’s Haikyu day!

by ViridoCervo January 29, 2021

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