April 3

Only the cool ricest people we’re born on this day. If you we’re born on April 3 you are really funny and kind. You are also a really freaking talented. You can sing and play percussion pretty guccitastically. You are extremely good at coming up with puns. They always make you LOL laugh out loud. They always look out for your best interest, they tell you that you shouldn’t do dumb parkour or play with scissors. Also if your born on this day you are officially the best girlfriend. It even says it on your birth certificate! 🎴🎴🎴lol
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Sarah: Did you hear Ava is born on April 3?
Anita: Know way! That’s the cool ricest birthday!

by Flower_Playing_Card December 13, 2019

April 23

Kiss your boy best friend day

You: hi you need a kiss
Boy:no I dont

You: it’s April 23!

by anonymous April 22, 2021

april 22

National fuck all pricks day. Not fuc👌🏻k 👈🏻, fuck as in🖕🏻Fuck you.

It’s April 22, national fuck all pricks day.

by Hi, I’m not a prick May 29, 2018

April 16

Kiss anybody day just go in

I’m finna Kiss her on April 16

by Yo average freak April 15, 2019

April 19

Anyone who is born this day is already absolutely amazing, literally no doubt. Last day of the powerful zodiac sign Aries. April Aries literally so cool.

"They was born on April 19?" "They're so cool!"

by eshafvx April 13, 2021

April 25

National airhorn day

1. Oh shit we gotta bring our airhorns to school on the April 25 2. We gotta party likes its 4/25

by Oh Shittty April 19, 2019

April 13th

A day in which fellas with massive wangs are born

I wish I was born on April 13th!

by terranze October 20, 2019