Speed wipe

Guy 1: (Gets to end of roll) We need some more speed wipe
by john_doe 123456 July 09, 2009
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the wipe and clean

When u get a wet wipe and shove it up ur dick hole to clean out all the sin
To shawty we gon get so nasty imma have to do the wipe and clean afterwards
by astridraider March 29, 2016
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ass crap wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)
by aye boii March 13, 2017
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Hot wipe

The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.
My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.
by MarcusDavis June 17, 2020
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Wipe ass

The use of shoveling toilet paper back and fourth between to Hot steamy men at a gay bar
Hay have your ever been to the wipe ass before, it’s lots of fun
by Ryan o’bern November 30, 2020
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infinite wipe

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.
by HotDog456 January 28, 2024
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Dude wipe

A not so masculine man attempting to be more masculine by participating (badly) in manly activities
He was shooting a bow & arrow! ..he doesn't do that! He's a dude wipe!
by Ron VaShon November 12, 2024
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