Lincoln

Lincoln is the definition of the ideal male specimen. He is quite sexy and built. He has massive muscles and his PB in squat is 70kg (what a beast). But other than that he's a moody gaylord that walks around punching cunt and cant take a hit himself. PUSSYYYYYYY. He is extremely up himself and has a thing for Henri. HE is a PRICK and no one likes him. He reckons hes good at basketball but cant even dunk. Lincoln is a sick cunt but a gay cunt at the same time.

Daniel T - Yea so i was at the gym the other da...
Lincoln - I SQUAT FUCKIN 70 YOU LIL BITCH
Daniel T - oh okay
Lincoln - IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUU

by juliathemangillard June 10, 2019

Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

Lincoln Dicklas

Getting fucked at a debate tournament

I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.

by Front Man November 17, 2021

Lincoln

A fucking angry ass midget

Lincoln is a angry midget

by 2738 November 4, 2021

Lincoln

A person who is very tense around other human beings who are not family, or friends. Most of his love is shared with animals. He probably owns multiple dogs, and random exotic animals rather than having a gf/wife.

Lincoln was uncomfortable at the party, but felt loved with his pets.

by Pu$$y$layer666999 August 7, 2019

Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)

At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster

by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021

abe lincolns

one hell of an author

Abe Lincolns once said, "When we die we go bye bye."

by retrostacks April 21, 2019