Woke

Adjective: A word used by the people screaming that everyone needs to "wake up" and then getting insanely angry they have.

CNN is woke nonsense, always talking about how corporations own us.

by Not Today Satan June 29, 2024

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Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.

"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.

by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025

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Woke

The latest Conservative buzzword for people who don't toe the Conservative line. First they called anyone who disagreed with them a communist. Then they called us socialists. Then it was virtue signalling. Then it was cancel culture. Now they've gone for 'woke'. It all means the same thing, which is "while I pretend to uphold freedom of speech I am going to apply this convenient buzz word to silence yours because it threatens my privilege".

Conservative: *Attacks a minority*
Progressive: "Stop being an arsehoke toward these people"
Conservative: "Woke bla bla bla... Something about virtue signalling and snowflake"

by Personwithaconscience January 4, 2022

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Woke

A group of people with no brain supporting terror in the name of liberalism without having a clue about anything in their life besides tik tok. People who learn history from tik tok videos. Woke movement was abducted by stupid young adults with purple hair that burned all their brain cells.

Free Palestine from the useless woke people.

by Bar b92 December 28, 2023

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