Wit

"wit" is the Scottish slang for what

"wit" ye lookin at ye fanny

by smithyc November 20, 2020

motha wits

you don't have your mother with you. You are on your own.
It'allso called mother wits.

Billy has motha wits. He can sirvive on his on.

by Goldrocket4321 July 31, 2006

numb witted

A person whom is of lesser inteligence. Usually used along the words Fool or Plebian

Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.

by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018

Witnessing

When a blind guy uses his white stick to cane you for erotic purposes

That massage therapist also does witnessing for a bit extra.

by Lilpaws January 5, 2025

Wit

An abbreviation for the term for "witerally me" when seeing something relatable

I am wit batman as i need to protect gotham

by witasquid September 12, 2023

shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012

One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025