Trouble child

a kid being a issue, the child whos just being trouble or spazzing out all day. Attends to make stupid jokes about stuff, friends, or whoever they are talking to.

Someones being a trouble child today.
HAHAHahhahahAHAHA im being sucha trouble child today hahahahahaha!!!

by Ch3wy October 21, 2008

The Man Child

The Man Child

The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!

The Man Child

by Teaching nothin but the truth May 25, 2011

Child Porn

Guys who instead of a fetish for bondage or animals, like children instead.

Oh yes little Tommy yes!!

by jeffweisefan August 31, 2005

Bastard child

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.

"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"

by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009

Ghost child

When the child is hardly noticed or heard

Ghost child:hey can we go to the movies?
Mother:
Other child: hey mom can we go to the movies?
Mother: sure!
Ghost child: 🙄

by L.M.T.L December 15, 2019

Mong Child

Callum Davidson

You're a mong child

by Uddlepuppy January 20, 2017

Fatherless Child

A phrase made by the braindead 12 year olds of social media that is meant to offend someone and make a most likely untrue state about someone not having a father but for some odd reason people are offended by this. This phrase is normally used by people with an age range from 8-16 and they normally use it when someone has a different view or opinion on something.

Jellybean and her fans are fatherless children.

by SupaOpa April 17, 2022