Forehead wipe

When you wipe your forehead hit accidentally wipe your butt.

LeBron: Yo, I just had the weirdest forehead wipe!
Obama: Ain’t no way my boy, you clownin.
LeBron: Nah, for real I just did! Look at my hand
Obama: *Slowly pans bison to Lebron’s hand with a brown lump on it*
LeBron: See! I had a crazy forehead wipe!
Obama: Aight, my bad homes.

by SalamiBootySmacker3000 June 24, 2023

faith wipe

When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.

That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.

by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018

Fuck wipe

A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.

Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.

by Gloucester Cunt July 3, 2020

quad wipe

When 4 girls when live in the same quad hook up with 4 guys that live in the same quad. At the same time. In the same room.

Wow that quad wipe was legendary.

by Chains April 18, 2022

Team Wiped

When somebody gets knocked out by a person/group of people.

Betty: Damnnn Joe just got knocked out!

Nancy: Bro got team wiped.

by icethegoat24 August 2, 2024

Wipe Shame

The embarrassment that stems from the sound of wiping one's ass in a public toilet.

I had instant wipe shame knowing three other guys were in the bathroom and heard me both pulling and using the paper to wipe my ass.

by Notepadow December 23, 2016

The Wipe Start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.

I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!

by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 8, 2023