The Wankery

The name given to a specific room in a house dedicated to wanking. When 3 or more people use it once it becomes known as The Wankery.

paul, tim, simon: *wanking*
tim: Hey guys! looks like this is The Wankery now LOL
*continues*

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

tub wanker

Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.

“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”

by Shrad June 21, 2022

wheel barrow wanker

Someone who masturbates while riding down a hill in a wheelbarrow

Hey guys i cut my cock last night when i fell onto the road when i was being a wheel barrow wanker

by monkey905 January 30, 2016

Full Uniform Wanker

Someone seen outside their normal work environment wearing their full uniform. Example - a Prison Officer spotted in a shop openly wearing their epaulettes and with key chain swinging freely. Does not apply to anyone who at least makes an effort to disguise their uniform eg by wearing a civilian coat.

I was in ALDI this afternoon and saw a Full Uniform Wanker doing their shopping. And they’re not even on duty til nine tonight.

by Wighteggy November 12, 2019

A-class Wanker

Someone who's being more than just a wanker, someone who pushes beyond being a twat and finally reaches the highest grade. An A-class Wanker.

You see that? That's what we call an A-class wanker

by ☆ProblematicHoe☆ November 30, 2019

winker

When you take a dump and the tail of the turd sticks out and winks at you

I took a dump,I had a winker

by shoemannnn July 9, 2009

Wicked Retarded

The way out-ah-townahs say wicked retahded. Used by people who try to sound like theyah from Boston, but really aren't

Out-ah-townah: that ump's call was wicked retarded

Me: Yoah from fahking Pennsylvanier, why the fahk ah you sayin that? It's pronounced wicked retahded

by Bahstonian January 21, 2011