stank weasel

1. a weasel of great stench

2. a slimy bastard

hey bro that weasel is of great stench. yea i know. see yah

Dany you stank weasel

by stank weasle January 22, 2021

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021

skeevy weasel

The creepy dude on the train who just leers at you.

"Did you see that skeevy weasel on the ride to chinatown?"

"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."

by hsigor August 20, 2007

Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.

Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!

by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018

Chicken weasel

Basically a way of calling someone a double wimp. They’re a chicken and a small inferior weasel, they’re a chicken weasel and they’re a coward.

Girl one: gosh I’m to scared I don’t think I do it.
Girl two: gosh don’t be such a chicken weasel.

by Chicken weasel February 28, 2020

Weasel

A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.

"Edward's girl is so nice isn't she"
"Yeh shes too good for him, he's a bit of a weasel really"

by Patella53 March 12, 2022

Solid weasel

Who the fuck is that

Solid weasel is so fucking gay i hate him

by AUUUUUUGH May 9, 2022