briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 05, 2018

Danger Wipe

A game with friends; you use the bathroom for a number 2. You are allowed to use as much toot paper as you like the only rule is you are only allowed to wipe once!.

Matt: "Hey Brodie"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "You just do a shit?"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"

Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"

by 90yoman August 08, 2018

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe

by Joewolfe January 31, 2021

Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.

I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!

by HizerKite November 22, 2023

The Russian Wipe

(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.

The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.

by cupidsvixen November 17, 2019

No Baby Wipes

Meaning as no bullshit

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes

by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019

quad wipe

When 4 girls when live in the same quad hook up with 4 guys that live in the same quad. At the same time. In the same room.

Wow that quad wipe was legendary.

by Chains April 19, 2022