Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place
"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"
by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 05, 2009
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Whack Knees

When the ass is right, but the legs are weak or underdeveloped.
She's got natural curves, but some whack knees. She looks like a marshmallow with a toothpick stuck through it.
by ManChild18 September 06, 2022
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back and whack

A massage parlor where working class men congregate at lunch for hand jobs or sex for money, usually Asian of some sort or russian
Yo Jim you wanna hit the back and whack at lunch? They have a valentine's special today

Cousin greg is a frequent flyer at the back and whack every 9th "massage" he gets the 10th free
by tommybatts February 18, 2015
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Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012
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Whack

Mixing PCP and Cocaine. Also known as a space flip.
Wanna whack? Trust me, it's the easiest way to become a god. Or overdose.
by PsychedMF July 30, 2021
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whack

When someone who's part Xhosa and has a griund breaking IQ is on some foonix shit instead of being a good friend
"O whack hlem Karabo"
by the_paladin02 May 28, 2022
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Whack

The sound imade by a Top Fuel dragster or Fuel Funny Car after a driver blips the throttle
“Listen to that whack the driver made warming up his dragster
by iHarmonizing September 02, 2018
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