National Suck Dick Week

National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva

Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo

by Bad Bitch Energy October 20, 2019

Running Back Appreciation Week

The week of Mother's Day to the week after where Running backs get rewarded for their hard work in football games

John: Hey Justin, I got you a present for Running Back Appreciation Week!
Justin: Oh thanks John!
John: No problem Justin

by XxX_God_XxX April 22, 2019

2cnd Tuesday next week

There is no second Tuesday so Basically its something that’s never gonna happen.

Boy:here’s the money you asked for however you have to pay me back ASAP
Girl:no problem how about 2cnd Tuesday next week.
Boy:okay sounds good Tuesday it is.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

National slap ass week

You may slap or GRAB anyone’s ass no percussions the week of November 2-6

Ya I got to slap her ass it’s national slap ass week

by The perv from Pakistan November 6, 2020

Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So the last 7 days of the month, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day for the entire week.

Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once every day all week

by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020

3-day-weed-week

The habit to smoke weed only on 3 days a week and with this act defining your personal 3-day-weekend at the same time.

On the other hand it's a rule, which helps stoners to keep 4 productive days to live the creative ideas the weed consumption in the other 3 days gave them.

The rule descents from the seek of balance, the constant lookout for keeping Ying and Yang in whatever sort of equilibrium.

If the rule is applied in a strict way, a day counts as as weed day whenever a first consumption takes place no matter what time of the day it is.

I tried straight edge some time, but now I am doing the 3-day-weed-week.

by LutherBlissett42 September 30, 2022

Beat a furry to death week

Beat a furry to death week starts on November 28th and ends on December 3rd. This week lets you beat any furry you see to absolute death, and they can't say anything.

furry: NO YOU CANT BEAT ME TO DEATH THATS ABLEIST AND HOMOPHOBIC!!
epic gamer chad: it's beat a furry to death week, motherfucker.

by nudepenisbiganal69 November 27, 2022