Virginia

My name is Virginia

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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Virginia

Virginia is the perfect human being. She's beautiful, funny, and lovely. She's really smart and mature. She cares a lot about her friends. If you're lucky enough to be loved by her (me), she'll make you feel great always, and treat you like you're really special. Whoever is in a romantic relationship with her will feel like she's the most important thing in the world (me again).

I love Virginia
Virginia is my girlfriend
Virginia is just amazing, I love her with all my heart

by Miyakiko November 23, 2021

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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West Virginia

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.

West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.

by Txorromorro February 17, 2025

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west virginia turn

When driving a vehicle, the act of swinging into the next lane to turn the opposite way. Usually, it's going partly to your left to make a right turn.

After seeing someone swerve left and then turn right: "Now THAT was a West Virginia turn!"

by Buckeye Chuck February 28, 2025

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