vegan-ish

Mostly vegan with some friendly and pragmatic exceptions.

That cake has a bit of butter used on the pan? Good thing I'm vegan-ish!

by waterwiggles March 3, 2018

Vegan Teacher

a dumbass karen

I fucking hate the vegan teacher

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023

Vegan Diva Cup

Using half a passionfruit in place of a womens sanitary item.

Jess: Urgh, I really want to try a diva cup but I heard they tested them on animals.
Pat: Just use a vegan diva cup instead, all natural, biodegradable, and it'll make your cooch taste great too!

by PassionateSon April 21, 2020

Vegan

Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.

Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.

by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023

Vegan

An angry white woman with very little common sense, usually called Ms Kadie.
Or someone refraining from consuming animal products and animal byproducts.

"CHANGE YOUR RELIGION FOR THE VEGAN TEACHER"

pls help me I'm vegan

by Quackss October 31, 2020

Vegan

A vegan is someone who does not eat animals or consume dairy

not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.

Person 1: Eww she's eating a dead pig!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft April 26, 2022

Vegan

Someone who is a very large neek and should probably be put down

A vegan hugs tree’s

by Bongosmells January 28, 2020