The ass-vag split is defined as the thin line between the ass hole and the vagina when both have been reamed out so much that they look like two half circles butted against each other.
Her ass-vag split was so thin that in a devil's three way I could feel every vein in the other dudes cock.
by The real Gunny July 03, 2014
When a guy is so hammered, eats out a whore, when he normally would know better not to. The end result: Nasty pussy juice stains all along the collar of his shirt.
Mother F'er!! I have Vag Around the Collar. I knew I got too drunk last night and should not have eaten out that hooker. Arrgghh, a perfect shirt ruined!!
by RHCLL Mofo'r January 23, 2009
When a female is sitting with her legs together and a fart bubble sneaks up and into her vagina, thus forcing her to squirm in her chair so she can re-fart the same fart.
I thought my girlfriend was having a seizure in her chair, then I realized she’d been attacked by a Vag-bubble Double Fart.
by Heathen Queen of Helmetland October 29, 2018
Seth: I would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my dick giving abilities.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.
by Willup B February 01, 2011
by Wisconsin Hilarious October 26, 2013
John: That girl I hooked up with last night was disgusting.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.
by awsnapcrackleandpop April 15, 2011
Britney was feeling extra horny during her period. Kevin said, "I don't mind, come sit on my face, you know I'm a vag vamp, I love bloody chunks".
by Captain Hank Colman March 26, 2010