Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup

When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.

Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!

by Titttts McGee January 15, 2018

rock tumbler

n. The act of forcing the scrotum and testicles into another person's mouth, creating a gargling noise. Much like a teabag, but more violent.

"No! Not the rock tumbler! Noooooo! (Gargle)."

by Whitby July 21, 2003

Tumblrhood

1. A group of individuals within the micro-blogging site Tumblr that combine to form a close-knit family and share their mutual appreciation and passion for the video game franchise from Ubisoft called Assassin's Creed, including the use of fan art, fan fiction, and other fan media.

2. The Assassin's Creed fandom on Tumblr.

The Tumblrhood is the best group of people I've ever met.

by Lady Boots October 27, 2012

Tumblring

Basically the act of being on tumblr until 4am on a school night

"Why is Clare so tired?"
"She was up all night tumblring"

by Society-Killed-Me June 18, 2014

tumblrtalk

Tumblrtalk: typing with erronious spelling and punctuation as to display confusion, anger, or bewilderment

White upper middle class nerdy girls:
"Seriously I would just no. nonononono

i mean he gets points for determination i guess?? ?? ? ???"

Normal people: "Jeez, I hate it when people use tumblrtalk."

by Logan Feral October 30, 2014

tumblrphobe

Someone who always bashes on tumblr user

tumblrphobe: She's a feminist? Ha! She's probably a tumblr kid.

by methskitz September 9, 2016

Tumblresque

To embody characteristics of content likely to be seen in your average, over-romanticized tumblr feed.

Naz likes to think that the pictures on her wall that make use of a purple filter make her room seem tumblresque.

by Rowdiggitydog October 23, 2017