squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper

teacher i did my work cough *squid work*

by danny manny fanny May 2, 2022

Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.

1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.

by Chrispies September 15, 2022

Squid game

squid game is a game that people play for money but in real life you play green light red light and win 500$ but its only for 10 people max if all the players are eliminated the doll wins 1000$

squid game life 500$ 100$

by Mohammed moulid January 7, 2022

Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022

Squid-vr

The best person to have ever lived! He's a Rec Room YouTuber, he's funny and knows how to make you laugh!

Person: Have you seen Squid-vr's new video??

Person 2: Yeah, I subscribed to him!!

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Squid

An octopus like creature that has big eyes and has a triangular head. They are usually pink and sold at a seafood market or can be visited in an aquarium. They can be a few inches are yards long. They like to eat whales 🐳

Child: mommy I want to see the squid I saw yesterday in the ocean. It looked so cool when eating that human
Mom: …

by Tigray is going May 29, 2022

Squid

"Hello human" "hey, get down there"

"Stop skipping my voice lines"

"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"

"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"

"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"

Squid is killing shelly

by EHAS_Iris May 30, 2022