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Hay riding

Being high or stoned due to smoking grass or eating marijuana infused food.
Dude what did you do yesterday?
I was hay riding in my girlfriend’s basement.
by Dawaninon December 12, 2009
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Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
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Filthy Ride

Irish Slang - An exceptionally good looking person. Someone you are really attracted to. The highest complement one can receive.
See that guy there; he is a filthy ride!
by lesbags June 7, 2019
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Bus ride

The ride where your bouncing harder than a hookers titties in the middle of anal
by PORN6964MOTORBOATTHETIGBIDDIES October 24, 2019
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Riding the wombat

To get completely stoned off of marijuana, or weed. see milking the wombat
Me and my friends were riding the wombat over April vacation, and it was great!
by big ange1121 April 15, 2010
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dragon riding

Sexual intercourse wherein one partner is positioned behind the other (i.e., "doggy style"), during which one or both partners are exceptionally high on hallucinogens, or at least have particularly good imaginations.
Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
by stardust crusader January 15, 2018
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Backdoor Riding

by KiraAlita99 May 8, 2020
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