Skip to main content

The Skiing Matas

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.
Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
by Erwien February 23, 2023
mugGet the The Skiing Matas mug.

Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
mugGet the Texas Ski Lodge mug.

ski-lee

ski-lee' is a funny yet has a small boundary to when it comes to jokes. She will sometimes ditch her friends parties to go to another party that has alcohol. can be very small minded and needs to grow up alot of the time. if you happen to coma across a ski-lee, beware as she will try to roast you to make herself look funny in front of her friends.
person 1 "hey, who's that over there?"
person 2 "don't go ove there, thats ski-lee, she thinks she's cool and funny"
person 1 "did you say a ski-lee?! yeah good call cheers for having my back"
by Floggomate January 20, 2018
mugGet the ski-lee mug.

Ski-doo

Since Skidoo trails are mostly located in rural areas, it is used to signifiy a rural born and raised narrow-minded inhabitant, who shows misplaced confidence about subjects they legitimately could be aware of by only getting out of the only city they know. Unfortunately, he consciously refuses to and by doing so, he embraces the role society made up for him: The guardian of green spaces and old school values. In much rarer cases of acceptance, a Skidoo can merge as one entity with the vehicle, making it impossible to come back.
Person 1: Oh god, I hate muslims, they are invasives and try to tell us what to do in our country.
Person 2: Shut up fuckin' ski-doo, there is not a single muslim living in a 300 km radius near you. Pack your shit together and just leave ski-doo-town before it's too late.
by SWINDORSE May 31, 2017
mugGet the Ski-doo mug.

Ski’

One of the best girls you’ll ever find in your life. The person you go to when u need help of advice. If you need someone to have your back she’s your girl. Ski’ is very unique , and so is her name. She is very funny and will make u laugh in the most weirdest ways. A very smart and wise girl , very understanding. Ski’ is not really the judging type, that’s one of the reasons why she make such a good friend, a better person to be around in general. Not to mention she is very beautiful inside and out, even though she might not see it. She likes compliments randomly.Ski’ is very playful, goofy, and sorta childish but in a good way. If you don’t have a Ski’ in your life you are missing out on a wonderful person!!!
Tania:Ski’ is so great,

Sam: Yea she really is
by unicorncupcakes1384 December 31, 2020
mugGet the Ski’ mug.

Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.
by Apairadeez March 1, 2025
mugGet the Ski beaver mug.

ski

when you’re trying to call someone broski but you forgot to say bro and you call them ski
“bro i hate rachel

“ski, i thought she was your friend
by hashtaghatemyself August 28, 2019
mugGet the ski mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email