nepolion smurf

This is usually a young and small blonde slim shady looking person. they constatly talks down to people and are amazing at lieing! They has beyond small little cocks and their balls are very tiny aswell. Theses people make up for haveing no life by pissing you off. These rare breeds of wanabe people with small balls should be punched in the face if incounterd. Do not feed into this persons desprate attack for attention also this person will stalk anything with a vagina if givin the time of day! This person will most likley live in their parents basment after teenage years. Their parents dont care are always blazed and love to have their dogs smoke weed!

Common look: Anything you think is cool this person will try to buy! They are usually seen lazily watchen james bond and wearing amazingly gay red seagul hollister sleeping pants.

(nepolion smurf): Dude you dont understand!
ME: Vin i think i do...
NS: no dude ive been all over....
ME: HUH?
NS: POWERSTANCE!!!

by truth sucks with a capital T December 14, 2006

Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

smurf pillow

defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow

Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow

by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023

JJ smurf

One of the most beautiful people in the world. JJ smurf is one of the best people you’ll ever meet. If you know JJ then you are truly lucky, do not let JJ go.

“hey do you know jj smurf”
“yes”
“omg ur so lucky”

by a badass bitch xx October 31, 2021

Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 8, 2024

What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.

Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"

by Bakertable January 24, 2011

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014