poop clog

clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper

dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!

by tpettus September 8, 2007

Naughty poop

Having such a massive poop it stimulates your prostate, giving you a raging hard on.

I just had a naughty poop and kept poking the inside of the toilet.

by Donkey Fist May 10, 2014

Poop is a genius

An all purpose expression to be used when you don’t know what to say or just to yell at a car driving by

“Hey Talon what should we do this weekend?” “I don’t know Blake, but POOP IS A GENIUS!”

by Mcgokes November 16, 2020

Poop-ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"

by Ballnets.net July 10, 2021

Dance poop

A bowel movement brought on by excessive or extreme dancing.

I got so excited I almost dance pooped everywhere.

by RobinScherbatskyII June 28, 2015

Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.

man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."

by BirdWop August 25, 2014

The Poop Stack

Invented at my school(I wasn't a part of this), The Poop Stack is when people continuously defecate in one toilet over and over again until the point where it is almost falling off the toilet. It is a mountain of towering shit that almost caused the school to shut down.

"Hey have you contributed to The Poop Stack?

Not yet, I'm having Taco Bell tonight, so I'm going to do it after".

by Fortnite=Holocaust November 21, 2019