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grapple cock

when in the act of sexual intercourse the male (penis) gets stuck in the female (vagina)
Yo, shit one day when I was with my girl she grapple cocked me, and my dick almost snapped off.
by daub. April 7, 2008
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Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
by DutchScum May 28, 2010
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Equatorial Cock

A tropical drink made from spiced rum, ginger and lime (banana and passion fruit variations are often promoted by the limp-wristed). Indigenous Caribbean tribesmen believed that drinking an Equatorial Cock was the gateway to cosmic blessing.
Holy Shit! Did you see the fish he caught after drinking an Equatorial Cock
by Slor July 25, 2012
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Cheese Cock

The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.
person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017
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skunk cock

this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.
i was jammin it up dis chicks ass yesterday and i pulled out after i realized im gettin skunk cock.
by m-j-dub October 25, 2007
mugGet the skunk cockmug.

cock hurt

When your just sitting in class and out of no wear u feel ur cock burning
Sir do I have to present cause my cock hurts
by Yvngdvcky November 11, 2017
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Cock quoits

A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.

5 rings wins a prize.
Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.
by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020
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