tank ass

an ass so large that if you tried to assram it your penis would not penetrate the rectum.

by sonny bono September 6, 2003

Thanksgiving

To use your cum, shit, piss, and vomit to stuff a turducken and shove a teen girl's head up said turducken. You must then use scissors to cut her shirt up. Then, you take her pants off, remove her bra and panties, and ready a bottle of Diet Coke and Mentos to shove up her vagina and anus. When you pour Diet Coke and Mentos down her vagina and anus, you must suck her boobs slowly and softly while pissing in her vagina. You're then gonna need to grab a whip (if you haven't already) and command the girl to kneel and dig in while you ride on her back as if she were a horse. When she finishes, pour the leftovers in a blender, pour the mixture in the girl's mouth, and make out with her, in that order. Swallow afterwards.

Don't question the cum, shit, and vomit on the floor and dinner table. I just wished her "a happy Thanksgiving."

by Yopmail User November 12, 2022

Stoner Thanksgiving

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.

That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.

by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006

Spank Tank

The name for a bunk shrouded by sheets in a deployed desert location in Southeast Asia. Affectionately given its name for the amount of privacy afforded to rub one out.

Teague just got off the line. Expect him to bunk out in his spank tank for the rest of the evening.

by KCskyhigh10 February 20, 2011

wanker tank

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

by Sandenc October 16, 2006

Thanks jd

when someone states the obvious
a person who states the obvious
a remark that is said after someone states the obvious
originated in Scarsdale, NY

if it is raining outside and a person says, "hey, it's raining outside" you say "thanks jd" becaue he or she just stated the obvious

by dstaa October 10, 2005

thankee

a happy thank you.

Person 1: Great job on that code!

Person 2: Thankee :)

by Bungalow Bill February 17, 2002