DECAF TEABAG

When you reach back and pinch someones nose shut while giving them a tea.bag

I felt so nice that I gave her a decaf teabag.

by dagodav July 20, 2006

teabagger

gutless, abysmally ignorant fool of a liberal looking for love in all the wrong places...

Here comes the neighborhood teabagger walking bow legged after another session of looking for a reason to live...

by johnny2 May 20, 2009

teabag

To place your nose in your bosses ass and his nuts in your mouth to obtain a raise or promotion using your "array of skills"

MAtt teabagged his way to a promotion

by mistrFistr April 10, 2007

Teabaggin

Soaking a sponge in liquid extasy then putting it into your rectum to the point where it wont fall out. Also known as "teabaggin".

by y2j9090 May 24, 2003

teabag

The act of slapping an unconscious person's face with the testicles by thrusting the pelvis.

The next time Harbole Doodlinsky falls asleep I'm gonna teabag that fucker.

by Bobby Ganoosh November 10, 2003

teabag

A person lacking in courage or moxie; a wuss or sissy.

C'mon dude, don't be a teabag! Drink the bathwater!

by qqq May 13, 2005

Teabagging

1. Sitting out the back of the surf waiting a frustratingly large amount of time to catch a wave.

2. The action carried out during the inability of a surfer to choose or find a wave to catch.

Dude, we spend 15 minutes teabagging before a power play came through

by Settin it straight July 21, 2010