An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.
Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
by vitalshot June 23, 2011
If you wanna actually eyeball da "ass seen on TV" moments "sans editing", you'll hafta buy da "too hot for television" tape or DVD, and sign a waiver asserting dat you're 21 or over..
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
Friends who instinctively watch the same programs at the same time without any prior discussion or planning
Friend 1: Do you prefer to BBQ with Charcoal or Propane?
Friend 2: Your watching King of The Hill, huh?
Friend 1: We must be "TV Soulmates"
Friend 2: Your watching King of The Hill, huh?
Friend 1: We must be "TV Soulmates"
by your buddy dave May 05, 2010
To sit down and do concentrate with tv and making silly noises (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)
by Aphrile October 22, 2023
by MM51GMA July 25, 2023
An amazing YouTuber linked to anything including banter I would like to say he is a savage but a more better described word is nonce
by Burritodoodles tv (sket) March 05, 2018