Wad of toilet paper

An excessively large amount of toilet paper used to clean one's genitalia or anal area. An excessive amount of toilet paper placed on the female genital in lieu of a sanitary pad.

"I had to use a wad of toilet paper because my period started and I didn't have a pad."
"No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. "

by Eddy8 July 24, 2014

Sittin' On a Toilet

SITTIN' ON A TOILET!

- Spider & Shadow

Guess What

Sittin' on a toilet!

by SittingOnaToilet August 2, 2014

Halva's toilet

idk tbh
halva has a nice toilet
better than schrodingers cat

I'm gonna crap in Halva's toilet.

by bumm bummm May 2, 2020

Two Dudes One Toilet

When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.

"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"

Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.

by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021

done been shrunk little toilet

"done been shrunk little toilet" means that you've been caught.

"you've done been shrunk little toilet!!" "...what?" "i caught you dumbass, lol."

by apologiaz May 5, 2022

Spoilers are Toilers

A saying people all over the world use all of the time to point out how spoilers are like toilets because the stink.

Brian: Hey Jim did you hear about the facts surrounding the One-Piece time skip?

Jim: Bro I haven’t seen it don’t say anything, spoilers are toilers!!

by PuckeningAbrodee September 21, 2023

shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"

by Loco in London June 14, 2015