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Valve Time 

The expanded time Valve uses when talking about anything that will involve them working. Like a new york minute, but in reverse. See Valve week and Valve month.

The conversion factor is approximately 2-6 times whatever the stated interval is.
Loose example of Valve Time from the Steam August 26 update news:

"Fans will remember that Blue Shift included a "High Definition Pack," a set of visually enhanced player and weapon models. We've had to iron out some technical wrinkles with how we deliver the HD Pack, but it will be made available through Steam within the next week or so."

As of November 20, 2005, this content still hasn't been released.
Valve Time by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

Don't threaten me with a good time! 

Positive response to what is interpreted to be a flirtatious gesture.
Bret Michaels says, "Go easy on the tequila, Tiffany! I may have to physically restrain you pretty soon!"

Tiffany replies, "Don't threaten ME with a good time!"

give the time 

TO have sex, it is in The Catcher in the Rye
what do u do every night
I give the time every night
Literal Definition:

Female name meaning - Brings Joy

Language - Kiswahili (Swahili)

Origin - Africa (most likely originated in Kenya/Uganda or a neighboring country)

Intelligent, loves camping, has a beautiful personality that attracts both men and women; Beautiful eyes; Great ass-you can't stay away from this woman; loves to have fun and is your go-to person for a great night out; caring and fun-loving; slow to let others in her circle of trust but once you are in, she's your friend for life!
"That's my Tiesha."
Tiesha by Oldsoulll March 25, 2017

Lord up in of this time bitch 

Declaration of one's presence in the current time and place wherein the phrase is declared. One is also a time lord.
Humanity: Blimey, the daleks are invading again. Who will save us this time?
Time Lord: Lord up in of this time bitch!
Humanity: :D

Date-Time Continuum 

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."