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thirsty

Commonly said when one feels the need to drink something. However, 'I'm thirsty', when said to one's significant other, is the code word for 'let's go fuck on a camel!'
Boy: I'm sooo thirsty right now. I need something to drink IMMEDIATELY. In my pants. I mean, no. I'm thirsty. WATER!
Girl: Ohhh I see. I'm pretty thirsty too. Notice any camels near by?
by therealalig July 13, 2006
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Are you thirsty?

"Are you thirsty" is a drinking game similar to speed quarters.

It is named "Are you thirsty" because anytime someone is in position to win they say "Are you thirsty?" to the player about to loose (who drinks). This is often repeated and a key part of the game, similar to saying "UNO" in UNO.

To play a group of alcoholics sit around a table, each with a cup of beer used as a "backboard" for the 2 lowball glasses used to bounce a quarter into.

When each round starts the 2 players with the lowball glasses in front of them attempt to bounce a quarter into the lowball. If the quarter lands in any glass other than a lowball, then the shooter must drink whatever is in the glass, if the shooter makes it then the lowball, then it is passed on to the next person. The two lowballs circle the table untill both lowballs reach the same person. At this point the player who now has both lowballs has one final "rebutal" shot to keep the round going. If they fail on their rebutal then they loose and must take a shot before the next round starts.

A loosing player is not given a rebuttal shot if they were asked immediately before "Are you thirsty?" by the other shooter.

Anytime you are 1 shot away from catching the other shooter it is optimal strategy to ask "hey ____, are you thirsty?" Right before you force them to drink.

There are many rules and variations that different groups adopt including use of cards, matches, throwing knives, etc, all to keep the game exciting.
"How do want to celebrate TTUs win over Cincinnati?"
"Let's play Are you thirsty?"
"Hell yeah we'll get shwasted"

{while playing}
- "Hey Kim are you thirsty?" {miss}
- "Hey Kim are you thirsty?" {miss}
- "Hey Kim are you thirsty?" {make}

- "yes" :(
by Team Leach. December 29, 2012
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Thirteen

A horrid movie. Full of false rebellion. With a thirteen-year-old who decides to be a whore.
A: I saw that movie Thirteen last night.
B: I am so sorry for you.
A: I know it sucked, I think I want to kill myself now.
by Muhahahanafawnabanana December 28, 2005
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thirsty tuesday

The day of the week on which some part time workers may be able to partake in festivities reserved for the weekend, because they do not work on Wednesday.
Max : Dude, Damon, what are you doing tonight?
Damon : It's Thirsty Tuesday. You know what that means, baby.
Max : Awhhh jyeah...let's get super hammered!
Damon : ...Deal.
by Damon & Max June 22, 2008
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Thirteen-and-a-half

12 jurors, 1 judge, and a half-assed chance
The system makes the thirteen-and-a-half a reality for minorities.
by SquiggleTheBlack January 18, 2009
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These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of, be weary of pushing the "Do No Publish" button on the Urban Dictionary Editorial Station.
These pretzels are making me thirsty, same these dry of humor or of any makable sense suggestions!
by gravy111 November 28, 2010
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Desert Thirsty Nigga

a desert thirsty nigga -- noun -- a young, ignorant mother fucker that rarely pays his taxes, owns fifteen plus pairs of Jordan's, and can't sink a three in a crucial game situation.
Jeez, J. R. Smith is the most desert thirsty nigga. He be out in da club all early in tha mornin'.
by Race Relations Historian May 16, 2013
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