pumpkin

jacking your self off while on the toilet

dude i gave myself a pumpkin the other day

by YOUR MOTHER 12335435 November 2, 2010

Purple pumpkin

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.

I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.

by DickTater December 16, 2023

brain pumpkin

It's when you take your balls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o'lantern.

Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack

by Han Sweston December 12, 2015

Pumpkin

an annoying guy in a lot of Discord servers

Bro did you see that Pumpkin guy talking about sacrificing blood to the blood gods?
Yeah, what a prick

by EERhino January 15, 2021

Pumpkin Garden

When a bunch of men lie down with their erections sticking out then a woman tries to shove all their penises up her vagina.

Last night i heard Charisa tried to pull a Pumpkin Garden when she was drunk.

by Da Real November 4, 2011

Pumpkin Empire

The Pumpkin Empire is a special type of political party of the government where the higher ups inside of the pumpkin civilization rule over the lower ranked pumpkin servants. It is possible to rank higher up in the pumpkin empire and become a higher up if you are actively a good pumpkin and are loyal to the creator.

Person 1: "Yo bro how's it going in the Pumpkin Empire?" Person 2: "Great bro! I finally got promoted to Pumpkin Soldier!"

by Official Average Human May 25, 2025

Pumpkin creampie

Just cumming in a mans ass.

Brandon gave me a pumpkin creampie last night. My ass is sore.

by BallPeens September 5, 2025