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kevin

Basicilly a kid with the smallest dick you have ever seen. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports but has knee problems. Has a great sense of humor.
by BLARGE79 February 15, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin is an absolute dumby head.
bree: ew there’s kevin
owen, christian, lea, bree, gabe, cole, will, kaylee: ew
by kevinsuxpp October 20, 2019
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kevin

a prick with no life that likes evry girls but is still a sexist prick
by slimecraft2565 May 4, 2018
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Kevin

Speaks in kevinessee
You have to love kevinto understand him

But love and hate is a very thin line
If you have a kevin you will want to fuck him and beat him at the same time

Favorite thing for kevin to do is anything sexual and naked..
Best with his oral skills

Lies flow easy when he's pulling a kevin
by Mama king February 23, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin
A word used to describe a tremendous thunder cunt that enjoys long sessions of extremely intense and painful penetration in his anal cavity. Also an individual that likes long walks on the beach that end in a nice creamy, juicy creampie in his anus. But make no mistake he is not selfish, while he does prefer to get his fudge packed he will also give it when it is requested and if the mood is right will also provide a very vigorous reach around to said individual. He will also provide a clean up service of the hot sweaty sticky mess that he has made with another male. You might ask how he plans to clean up the hot sticky cum that has been scattered about the floor? A paper towel? His mouth? No, he will drag his bare ass across the and his Black hole of a butthole with suck up any creamy cum that might be within a half mile radius. Along with all of these incredible feats of homosexuality he has a sixth sense that allows him to feel when there is some good dick that needs a good tugging. No lie this motherfucker is like a god damn shark hunting for a little fishy that has been cut at the microscopic level. When this bitch gets the urge for some dick it is best to stand out of the way or you will fall victim to the inescapable dick trap that is a Kevin's anus.
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by cvtlad March 7, 2018
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kevin

only wears Philly cloths with glasses/sun glasses. he makes weird faces and makes noises that sound like a dying buffalo.
everyone thinks he is gay, but no one knows. a kevin can be found in a group with girls. mainly a kevin is complaining or gossiping.
yo i heard kevin is gay
by thatkidwillabigear October 15, 2011
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Kevin

Definition 1: A complete and total fuckboy.

Definition 2: A jerk who doesn't let people in the Jelly Spotters.
Girl 1: oh my god Kevin is such a great singer!!
Girl 2: Yeah but he's a fuck boy

Girl 1: True.
by Beautifullydeadangel March 15, 2015
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