The Vampire Illuminati 

This is when you do "The Illuminati", but instead of just watching your cum drip out, you literally suck it out of their slit throat.

I'm thirsty, so I think I'm going to give this girl a Vampire Illuminati.

The Vampire Illuminati by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

the van gogh 

when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!

Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.

"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."

"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"

the van gogh by very very wrong August 29, 2009

You're giving me the Vapors

This phrase has two meanings:
1) you're getting me hot (to the point of perspiration)
2) you're creeping me out hard core

Damn Annika, will you take a look at that fine piece of meat over there? He is certifiably giving me the vapors!!

Did you see how that guy just looked at me and wet his lips? He just gave me the vapors. Let's get out of here.

What you just said right there was hot, and in fact, you're giving me the vapors!

Maybe later you can taste my vapors.

You're giving me the Vapors by SuzyBuzy July 22, 2007

Pierce the veil 

When you have sex with a virgin.

Hey, I'm gonna get this new girl and pierce the veil.

Pierce the veil by BankWhoa March 20, 2015

Playing the violin 

Also known as playing with the cutter, playing the violin refers to the vicious motion of slicing ones wrists. Common violinists include emos, attention seekers and depressed people.

Hey David what are those cuts on your wrist? Have you been playing the violin?

Playing the violin by skiiim July 4, 2016

The Voice 

This is a person who does voice overs for soft news type shows. This person can't often remember what he or she is supposed to say, and is prone to being fired for dropping multiple f-bombs.

Wow I can't believe Jeff Walker just dropped the f-bomb again, he is definetly the voice.

The Voice by Fenbers February 12, 2010

Do it for the vine 

What the guy who did 9/11 said before he crashed on into the first tower

passenger: Do it for the vine!
terrorist: allahu akbar

Do it for the vine by quite13 April 14, 2022