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String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.
Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!
by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024
mugGet the String my guitarmug.

Guitar villain

A game for people that didn't want to be the guitar hero when they grew up and thought guitar hero had too many rules.
Guitar villain is a game where people that play guitar hero and want change or other options don't feel excluded, unwelcome, or outcast.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
mugGet the Guitar villainmug.

guitar pedals

"Man, I Don't Have Enough Guitar Pedals"
by radiohead2912 January 10, 2018
mugGet the guitar pedalsmug.

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.
Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.
by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024
mugGet the Strumming the Hair Guitarmug.

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.
“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”
by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024
mugGet the Norwegian Guitar Stringmug.

Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.
Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
mugGet the Elvis' guitarmug.

Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned
I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out
by Fat Dog 69 August 24, 2019
mugGet the Guitar Centermug.

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