The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
The frosty valentine”
“What”
Urban dictionary it bitch”
by The lonely man February 7, 2018
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frosty top

an old person. the “frost” referring to their grey hair on top of their head.
“these frosty tops walk so slow!”
by Iwearsockstosleep April 5, 2022
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Frosty

When you nut in your pants and it dries on your dick.
I got a frosty when I saw that bitches ass for the first time.
by Ahesthetic January 30, 2017
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reverse Frosty

In the 1969 film, Frosty the Snowman, the titular character is seen springing to life after children place a magic hat on his head, exclaiming “Happy Birthday!”. The reverse Frosty is where you wish someone a happy birthday and then completely ghost them for the rest of their life.
Me: “why hasn’t he reached out to me?”
Friend: “His birthday is coming up, time to reverse Frosty his ass”
by howiewowie July 6, 2022
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frosty

Being frosty, is being in a perpetual state of chilled out. Frosty individuals dgaf what's going on, who's at the party, whether their phone is dead or not, etc. Being frosty is to be at the epitome of relaxed.

Comes naturally to some, but for most it takes an honest effort. That said, frosty individuals are essential to any situation.

Free of shame and free of acknowledgement of their surroundings, frosty people are always there to fucking chill and hear everyone out.
"Yo its not personal, that dude is just super frosty"

"Did you meet Mike last night? He's frosty as fuck"

"Good meeting you bro, stay frosty"

"Yo that guy was hella frosty"

Person 1: "Whatcha doing TN?"
Person 2: "Staying frosty my dude"
by Sir Smokes A Lot March 5, 2018
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Frosty

When someone is mad or annoyed and getting all bent out of shape. Some one who got their feelings hurt over something stupid.
Jackie Thomas and Sophia were playing uno. Sophia and Thomas gained up on Jackie to make her loose so she got mad frosty.
by Hi what's up April 21, 2018
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