My bro: I heard Greg tried to do a backflip because he was in front of hella females and landed on his face
Me: yea he’s a flex
Me: yea he’s a flex
by Shlong dong daddy April 11, 2020
Get the Flexmug. by Creativelingo January 25, 2021
Get the Flexmug. by mor1tz March 5, 2018
Get the Yeetosaurus Flexmug. by Keepitgangst November 9, 2017
Get the Juice Flexmug. by Mrdrmd July 11, 2021
Get the Flex mekanisemmug. You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!
mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019
Get the flex tapemug. the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex
John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?
John 2- cause that shit water proof
John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE!
John 2- cause that shit water proof
John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE!
by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018
Get the Flex Tape Duomug.