Taylor Swift

An American girl/lady who doesn't know how to sing and uses a lot of auto tune and she thinks she can sing, she mostly writes songs about her ex-boyfriends, and cry about it all day.

Dude, you see that whore? She's such a Taylor Swift!.
Eww, she's a Taylor Swift stay away from her.
Stay away you demonic Taylor, or else I'll perish you with holy water.

by Godofthanos January 9, 2022

Deaf Taylor Swift

The deaf girl from Scream Queens that loves Taylor Swift

Deaf Taylor Swift just got her head mowed off

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Phil swift

A horrible dark being that should be brought down. The true face of darkness.
Inventor of flex tape, if he is not stopped then there will be nothing left.... or right

Person1: “I sure do like Phil swift”
Person2: “No don’t you remember, he’s bad”
Person1: “oh yeah! Screw that guy”

by TUCOPAP leader October 18, 2018

swift

-to be swift, like being blonde only not as "duragatory"

-Crystal:How come you dont have to refill your gas fireplace?
-Now that, is just pure swiftness.

by Regina Fillangee March 4, 2005

Taylor Swifting

When a person memes by pulling down their pants and wiping their bum on the floor like an old dog. From South Park season 16, episode 3 "Faith Hilling"

Greg: So, what do you guys wanna do?
Melvin: Let's do some Taylor Swifting over by that building where they hold AA meetings.

Greg: Good idea, man.

by shannonashleyk August 16, 2012

Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.

Person: "Damn, your ass is red? Why?"
Person 2: "I've been Taylor Swifting, a lot."

by TiggiOreo June 29, 2019

Taylor swift

a blonde bitch woman that nobody likes, and everyone thinks she's annoying

person 1: wow I really hate Taylor swift

person 2: omg me too!

by Yarn9s November 23, 2021