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Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.
My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.
by Terry needs a job May 4, 2014
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Squat sand

When your at the beach with a large group of people and you try to show off your amazing squats and get sand all over your booty, and the sand doesnt come off for 2 weeks so your booty is all sandy and itchy. When it happens everyone makes fun of you for being stupid and pulling a squat sand
what is your problem squat sand isn't cool anymore
by booty-booty January 29, 2018
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Sometimes involves crying and/or a costume.
"My last partner had a squat cobbler fetish, I've had my ass in every pie from apple to zucchini."
by slippinjimmy September 1, 2016
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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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squat diddly

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.
by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017
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Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.

AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill
by starman65 August 17, 2016
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peep squat

people attending some bands that goes super hyper like they want to go in front of the stage and they do some groovy moves in public
Girl: Are you goin to Maroon 5 Concert
Boy: A lot of peep squat in there LOL
by WHATTHEFOXSAY October 14, 2017
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