slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 25, 2018

Slapping milk

getting "lit" or "turnt" as the new young hip folks say. this means u are getting excited, high off of marijuana, or drinking dangerous amounts of alcohol.

Dude 1: Yooo how was the party last night?
Dude 2: It was epic bro, we were slapping milk all night!

by FORTYTWOSIXTYNINE August 28, 2018

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018

shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!

U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Slopping

Slopping - Act of woman's masturbation.
When woman gets excited and touching her wet vagina to reach orgasm.

I got wet after looking at his sexy body. I had to start slopping right away!

Why you are sweating?
Ohh... I just finished slopping with big orgasm

by Dawcio090 November 8, 2018

Slopping

Slopping - Act of woman's masturbation.
When woman gets excited and touching her wet vagina to reach orgasm.

Woman's fapping/self pleasing/vagina sloppy massaging

I got wet after looking at his sexy body. I had to start slopping right away!

Why you are sweating?
Ohh... I just finished slopping with big orgasm

by Dawcio090 November 8, 2018

Sloppington

An absolute slut
Proper sloppy girl who will do anything

Lord sloppington

That girl was doing everything last night she was a proper sloppington

by Sloppington November 25, 2018