Southern Baptism

A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.
Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario

Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination

Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”
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Southern Utah Stop

When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.
“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”
by Icanttelltime May 16, 2022
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southern sipper

The act of pouring a twisted tea in between a girls breasts. someone at the bottom will be drinking the twisted tea.
did you know she did a southern sipper an hour ago?
by lesbian wife February 06, 2022
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Southern Hemisphere Pash

To pash in the Southern Hemisphere of a woman's body. To twat pash. Cunilingus.
by Ulid Dehagan January 09, 2007
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Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
by I have a PhD in words January 01, 2018
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southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.
I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.
by Aqua Inferno September 27, 2017
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Sloppy Southerner

When a women from the south is giving a man a hand job but after time starts to get bad and sloppy resulting in a good beating or slap from the man.
Damn Sally last night u gave me a Sloppy Southerner, you need to have better hand eye coordination.
by thesouthwillrise March 19, 2016
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