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marmite Smurf

by Boersuenkkie01 February 10, 2023
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Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.
Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."
by dysflexia November 13, 2020
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Smurfed

When someone gets hit by a object or an insult
"DUDE, johhny just got smurfed by that volleyball, AF."
by jhonny window April 24, 2019
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Smurf

She has a Smurf in the front
by Smurfdaddy69420 July 1, 2022
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Smurfing

The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.
Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014
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Papa Smurf

The father of all 100 tiny blue fucking communists also known as Hitler
by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021
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Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse
Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning
by Sweetwater December 2, 2018
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