Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 8, 2024

smurf pillow

defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow

Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow

by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Smurfs

A nickname for shrooms, used by a small amount of people

Hey did you hear i did smurfs last night
Oh shit you shouldve invited me

by Bethlehem student June 1, 2024

Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made

Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI

by The forbidden smurf April 21, 2022

sneaky smurf

A girl that is an undercover hoe. Very sneaky about her fucking/ cheating.

Damn, bro. I should have Nicole she was a sneaky smurf. I mean, all her friends are, I should have known.

by TheyForEverybody June 5, 2017

book smurf

a totally sexy diminutive girl who is also an intellectual. the qualities are amazing head, a delicious butt, and plump thighs. they will usually not be able to resist fact checking or winning an argument.

That book smurf sucked my soul out of my **** then looked up the nutritional benefits of cum.

by glugginton 3000 May 18, 2023