A "Thousand Mile Smile" is the smile you get when you are really high. It just happens, and it makes you look so stupid. Everyone around you will make fun of you for it. It will begin to hurt your cheeks after a while, but don't fight it. It's part of the fun.
by A Sea Shell October 9, 2011
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emily(a short person): hey whats up??
michael(tall person): nothin much. guess what?
emily: what?
michael: your fun sized!
michael(tall person): nothin much. guess what?
emily: what?
michael: your fun sized!
by Mr. Zdawg May 3, 2008
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ITS a guy in new mexico who has a fucked up life. He felt up michelle atencio in tutoring. He sounds like a duck. when he wanks off he leaves the stuff on his balls and chest. He had fone sex with an 13 year old in Chads closet.
QUACK QUACK aka smief
by O'Doyle June 11, 2006
Get the smief mug.Annie, Megan and Jess were at a sleepover.
"Hey Megan, what's your boob size?" Anne asked.
"A..." Megan said, blushing.
Jess was shocked, "My God girl, your a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Megan replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about breast sizes." said Jess nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the boob size H!" said Anne.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jess.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Anne. Megan smiled.
"Hey Megan, what's your boob size?" Anne asked.
"A..." Megan said, blushing.
Jess was shocked, "My God girl, your a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Megan replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about breast sizes." said Jess nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the boob size H!" said Anne.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jess.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Anne. Megan smiled.
by monkeyface4568 April 13, 2014
Get the boob size mug.Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!
by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008
Get the secret smile mug.When you get a sharp blade and make 4 cuts at the four compass points on someone's ass hole and then stamp on the victim's lower abdomen so that they're forced to shit their ass wide open.
They just gave that dude a Taiwan Smile! He shit his ass hole past his shoulders!
I'll just tuck my tea towel into the holder right here... OMFG, it's not a tea towel holder, it's a Taiwan Smile!
Dude, I didn't know Predator lived in your ass? Hey I'm self conscious about that, I told you I got given a Taiwan Smile by your dad.
I'll just tuck my tea towel into the holder right here... OMFG, it's not a tea towel holder, it's a Taiwan Smile!
Dude, I didn't know Predator lived in your ass? Hey I'm self conscious about that, I told you I got given a Taiwan Smile by your dad.
by x1stman September 4, 2014
Get the Taiwan Smile mug.The act of smiling without showing one's teeth so the lips are stretched wide across the face while remaining closed. If done correctly, looks mischievous, but mostly creepy.
"Okay for this pic, don't smile, let's Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)."
Also a noun:
"That is one creepy looking CMS."
Also a noun:
"That is one creepy looking CMS."
by IFLEMV September 12, 2013
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