Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.

Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!

by Macalak February 25, 2020

Simp

A nigga like Alexis who be getting curved by every female and be thinking that bitches are shit

Alexis: Bro I think she's into me, lemme buy her something to get her to like me
Me: Bro you're acting like a simp

by coochielicker69 March 1, 2020

Simp

A simp is a guy who prefers to talk to girls who don't like him instead of being with their friends. Most simps are called "Josh, Will or Ryan"

Josh is such a Simp

by iammrmidget March 8, 2020

Simp Pie

A fat man who would do anything to make a women happy with the intent of getting laid but thinks friendship is an important value.

Man look at chris; he is such a simp pie for angel.

by Big fat paulie d May 27, 2020

Simp

Tara

Stop simping tara

by Cornutz March 25, 2020

Simp Farmer

A guy who pretends to be a girl on online games to garner affection and more importantly, loot from simps trying to win him (her) over.

"Yo dog, Jimmy was pretending to be a girl on CoD the other day to get guns and ammo." "Jimmy's a simp farmer"

by Cul Gi July 24, 2020

Simp

Simp is an Internet slang term describing a person.

He is a simp

by saaammm March 20, 2021