Shane Matthew tew

The most incredible guy anyone could meet. He's loving, caring, faithful, honest, gorgeous, generous, happy, and just DROP DEAD SEXY! No one in this world compares to him, as much as you boys and guys would like to.. Sorry there's no hope for you :) Shane Tew is an incredible athlete who will have an extraordinary future. And ladies.. Sorry but he's already taken for LIFE<3 yes, you may go drown yourself in your tears now!, I know.. You all would love to have him for yourselves. Shane is beautiful inside and out, even when he's raging mad! Also; Shane has the best body around, he won the best body competition, how sexy is that ;) damnnnn! There may be over a million (shane)'s in this world, but there's only one who fits the name and that's Shane Matthew tew!!! Baby your the best thing that has ever happened to me even when we are in the worst of times! I promise to be the best girlfriend/wifey ever ;))) I love you sweet baby, even when I'm outrageously mad! Same goes for you :) ya hearddddd me baby!

It's you and me forever! No matter what<3 muahhh!
Shane Matthew Tew you have a girl who is absolutely in love with you even though you are a 1,400 miles away, that won't split us apart! I love you forever! -KIRSTENNNN <3

We are so sexy togetherrr! ;)

102309 forever and after baby!!!!!

by The amazing girlfriend/wifey<3 July 10, 2010

Shane

Is a straight up faggot that no one likes. Is a ginger and fat. All his friends use him for money for drugs. He watches gay porn on a daily basis because he can't get pussy besides his mom.

Dude don't be a shane.

by Alec Hall February 21, 2010

Sconed

To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.

(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)

*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*

Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.

No John Doe, You're sconed.

by PoshLove March 16, 2009

Shane

Shane is a dickhead Player That need's To get over himself Because he is going no where in life. He is a loser most hated guy ever. No girl would want him, He really needs to get a life.

Shane is the meanest person alive, Thank god no One likes him, That's Why he is called the loser in our school.
Shane is a low life.

by anna pursell October 4, 2011

Scone

When a group of young wans go to Edinburgh for a weekend lookin for some serious scottish bone- scone.

Jayzus Susan...Hes a quare fine scone. I'd put some cream on that!

by Fone, the female Bone. February 6, 2010

Shaneka

a ghetto name for a hype trill girl

Shaneka Staton from crunkville

by Uh-Oh Oreo July 11, 2006

Shanea

she's the biggest thot alive. Sometimes refered to as Thottumus Prime or Bumblethot (refering the the autothots meme)

Jeez, she's such a Shanea.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesBigBooty October 31, 2018