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Sebastian

(You):Hey you guys remember Sebastian … (other person):Woooooow this casserole is really good
by Cool kid down the street November 27, 2021
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Sebastian M

Is probably super annoying and has a super small penis. He probably try’s to counteract this by being mean and hurting others. Posts shooting stuff on his story.
Wow he’s acting like a Sebastian M
by the U November 29, 2021
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Sebastian

Sebastian is always a man with a particularly large head, and an idiot who scores own goals in soccer on his first game.
Sebastian sucks at soccer
by Juan Leon 69 December 8, 2021
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Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All
Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You
by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021
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An amazing human being with the kindness of 10 organ donors, his chivalry is unmatched, the poor guy peaked in middle school and was unable to complete his lifelong achievement of dunking. May his 6’1 height forever rest in piece.
Sebastian is a Parallel universe believing, marvel loving, big Austrian daddy of a person
by MyGuyMarshall December 14, 2021
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sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit
A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf
by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021
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Likes big beautiful men. Rods out and sucks the tip of their rods.
Sebastian loves beautiful black rods
by anonymous December 24, 2021
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