Science

When people (who’s name isn’t Fanele) die and get their bodies dissecting by undergrad med/anatomy students.

Aphiwe’s body was donated to science, after her untimely death - at the hands of drugs.

by not fanele March 9, 2022

Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it

Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!

by SpradDaddy May 2, 2024

Science

The worst class ever. You don't do anything fun except stupid labs you only do once a fricking year. Your teacher makes it worst. I really hate science. I really do. Sorry I guess I just needed to rant about science. Do you like science? Comment down below. Oh wait this isn't YouTube. Now that your here let's talk about puppies. I like puppies. I have one. His name is senior woofers. He keeps running away tho. That dang dog. He is annoying but I guess I love him. Anyone want him. Senior woofers needs a new home. He has brown hair and a weird bark. If you want him text me at 6666666666. Thanks

science ;))

by Owo uwu owo iwi May 6, 2019

super-science

Super-science tells us that physical space moving forward in time can be annealed into a single line stretching from super-symmetry to ex-finity.

The single line is an MRAM-line divided into uncountable parts; and has a length of 10^10 Planck-lengths.

Magneto-resistive RAM divided into uncountable parts has a Planck-length of 10^10.

This is also the speed of the universe.

Super-science tells us our thoughts are stretching the universe.

by flightfacilities February 13, 2022

Brode Science

A phrase to describe commentary and "knowledge" about coding and tech that is completely unsupported by facts and evidence.

Newbie who can barely print Hello World - "Ruby is a dead language that no companies use."

Developer - "That is complete brode science. There are thousands of jobs for Ruby developers and so many large companies use rails for their backend."

by Pandawg August 13, 2021

as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"

Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Science

The unbearable truth of reality and anything beyond. The meaning behind it changes as the human intellect discovers new meanings within the universe, but it will remain as the generic term "Science". Humans don't define "Science", it defines humans, and biology, and particles, and all and everything. Therefore the laws behind "Science" can be also understood as common sense.

A: "You peeled of a milky white substance, expect it to keep air in it and lift it up with a square attached to it, add some metal and a battery and expect it to tell you if water is going to fall from the sky in the next days? How is that making sense?"

B: "Science"

by lunatic human August 3, 2021