Science-Fraction

The almost impossible ability to separate facts from fiction due to the tiny amount of probable truth we as humans today... have obtained.

The older I get, the more I see SCIENCE-FRACTION as a sad condition. Until we can find more absolute science... it’s often just guessing.

by Major T. May 3, 2019

Science Hipster

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate

I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017

Springwater environmental sciences school

The place where king sucks balls

Do you go to springwater environmental sciences school?

by Cralsanchez! June 7, 2022

Science

Science a deadly thing. Hurts peoples brains and makes people want to quit school forever.

Teacher: You have a science test tomorrow
Student: Kill me now

by Moe.14 April 29, 2021

science

Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.

Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Science

Why on earth do we need to know how the damn world works. Okay, I get that some things are useful, but de we really need to know why our water can turn into ice? And all it is is fucking confusing. So, science is the study of facts or truths that are systematically arranged and show why general laws work how they do. Why the HECK do we need this sort of information in our heads?

When ice turns into water, it is science doing it's thingy.

by ima dumbass bitch September 8, 2020

Science

The result of a perception in which all naturally occurring phenomena will comply with each other in a discrete and static manner; (2) the process by which such phenomena are judged. See also: Scientific Method; (3) proof of such judgment; (4. v.) to take such judgment for granted, or, to apply it in practice.

1. "The sky is white!" "Well...Science says otherwise, for now."
2. "We used Science, e.g. verified the current hypothetical coefficients with reality."
3. Genetics provides a formal Science that supports the Theory of Evolution.
4. "Wanna build a robot?" "Fosho, let's science!"

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 21, 2017