storm curtain

Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.

Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.

by Hortance_the_mule_faced_doll March 29, 2010

Jort storm

Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.

"We are getting reports that a Jort storm is headed straight for the studio!"

"Oh no!!"

by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 13, 2023

Storm (boy)

A guy with a massive 20 inch cock up his ass. Fingers other guys in the ass

Storm (boy) has a small cock

by Stormdaddy November 24, 2021

Red Storm

A digital pedophile, mainly on people 13+

"Aw man, just found out my friend is a Red Storm."

by King of Monsters Universe N July 18, 2024

Red Storm

A digital pedophile

"Aw man, just found out my friend is a Red Storm"

by King of Monsters Universe N July 18, 2024

Red storm

A pedophile.

Bro.. I heard that Mike is a Red storm!

by Big piss Man July 16, 2024

Skeet Storm

Occurring after the ingestion of his "swimmers" via any act of direct contact. The "storm" occurs when the recipient sneezes, nasally projecting "skeet" onto the "swimmer" delivery man.

I blew my load in her moth but then she sneezed. She Skeet Stormed all over me.

by Siren Subduction June 19, 2019